Okay, the weirdest thing happen this weekend. It was odd akward and the funniest thing that happen to me in a long time.
Okay so I’m sitting on the couch with my best friend Jason watching some movie or another, wait, I was watching Sex and the City, the part where Miranda realizes she does love Steve and goes to meet him at the bridge and comes to wonder if perhaps Steve doesn’t want her. It’s a really crucial moment. So, I’m sitting there my feet in his lap the music started playing and his phone went off just as it started getting good.
I decided not to pay attention, it was his phone if it was important he would tell me. Then I hear this.
Jason: “Dad what are you talking about? What!?!” Now I have him giving me odd looks while on the phone with his Dad.
Me: “What?” I’m whispering (Putting the television on pause.)
Jason: “yeah, she’s here.” well, my nosy bf couldn’t stand for me to have a conversation without him in on it. So he puts the phone on speaker.
Daddy: “Chrissy!? I was sitting here and watching a movie. What are you doing on this movie?” Me and my BF look at each other.
Daddy: “Yea, your mother would be so disappointed in you!” Now he really confused me.
Me: “Daddy,” (I call my bf’s Dad daddy the way I call his mother Momma.)
“As far as I know, I’m not in any movie.”
Daddy: “well of course you wouldn’t know, you look drunk!”
Me: Stunned looking at my BF. “I’m sorry did you just say I was drunk.”
Me: “Daddy what movie is this?”
Daddy: “Chrissy, what are you doing on girls gone wild!”
Me and my BF look at each other, both of us confused. I’d never been on girls gone wild, as far as I know Lauren hasn’t either.
Me: “Daddy I think the more important question is what are you doing watching girls gone wild?”
The silence on the other end was beyond priceless. It was wonderful and getting better by the second as his son falls out laughing. I mean falling on the floor rolling around breaking his side.
Me: (grin splitting my face.) “Daddy, what are you doing watching GGW? Does momma know about this?”
My answer was a silence before the sound of a disconnection.
It was hilarious, I laugh myself sick at least three time more past it being funny. Sex in the City just seem to dull in comparison so we called back Jason’s Dad to mess with him some more. I plan on asking Lauren about it later. . .